Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it’ll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.
I’m no theologian, I’m not sure exactly who or what bologna is…, but I do know this. It was never actually meant for human consumption. Maybe for plugging up gopher holes in your yard, but that might also be a sin.
Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.
Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…
parisian gang rise
To be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find
In German it’s called “Meat-sausage” or Lyoner
Gelbwurst 🫠
Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter
Lips and assholes, in portable, convenient disc form!
Hold the lips, please!
You get extra lips now
I fuckin guess
Sometimes a thought should stay in your head
I’ve yet to find one that should