• Amazinghorse@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    100% I’m masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.

    Then I’d buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).

    • Thief_of_Crows@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      Counterpoint: this is theft. Counter-counterpoint: still okay because she’s a billionaire. But like, imagine waking up as someone normal, and you go and spend all their money. That’d be fucked up.