• nick@midwest.social
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    9 months ago

    Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

    Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

  • Skua@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

  • Blubber28@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…

    Fuck I love Minecraft!

  • Wutchilli@feddit.de
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    9 months ago

    Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

  • logos@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

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    9 months ago

    I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled “turtle killing machine” on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

  • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.