I’ll save them some time: Nessie doesn’t exist.
Shhhh our tourism industry depends on Nessie hunting and haggis hunting.
The key is to figure out which of the three legs is shortest in the herd you’re stalking. That’ll tell you which way round the hill they’ll be going.
Yeah, she died of old age
Just get McToot to blow on his bagpipes; the Nessies are attracted to the notes as they go floating across the waves
Wait, was his name McToot? I always thought it was McDougal.
Just looked it up, his first name’s unknown (edit: oh I misread, thought you said just Dougal)
(Also it’s apparently spelt MacTout, whoops)
Nessie hahaha stupid humans you will never find me
Oh no… not… CasualUK, now I got the big sad.
Play-money prediction market: will the exploration find Nessie?