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We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
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I’m down if it’s a fight to the death.
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn’t include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
My money is on the Zuck, he’s got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck’s gonna tear him apart; he’s got that android strength.
The Zuck has a lot of training. Musk is a fat roll. Not a good matchup.
I dislike both men for the net harm that they’ve inflicted on humanity.
But if this actually went down, Mark Zuckerberg would beat the brakes off of Elon Musk.
Maybe I’m going crazy but didn’t he win some regional ju-jitsu competition recently?
I know that he trains, and saw a clip of one of his matches, and he looked reasonably good for a white or blue belt.
Elon Musk is easily the most feeble of the high profile multi-billionaires. I think that even Branson would have better cardio.
Zuckerberg would close the distance on Musk immediately, take him down, and strangle him with relative ease.
The better match up would be Zuckerberg vs Bezos.
Elon Musk is easily the most feeble of the high profile multi-billionaires.
Heh, I wonder if he’ll schedule it for like 8 months out and then spend the entire time hiding from public view getting shredded and learning BJJ. It would be super fun to have him show up in the ring and drop his robe to reveal that he’s absolutely jacked.
It’s a dedication and focus thing, so Elon would not be able to sustain the will to train properly. He’d blow most of his time looking for cheat codes, then try to learn one move, and spam it during the match up.
He’d do well to bow out of any chirping on the subject. If he actually tries to knuckle up, he’s going to get embarrassed.
Weirdly, Mark would probably gain some serious street cred for putting Elon to sleep.
James Cameron needs to get back in his submarine and raise the bar.
