A big brown dripping hot sausage. 😈
You had me at dripping… 💦
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
Don’t cook homemade caramel.
AKA confectioners napalm
Larry David is that you?
If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
If the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor…
Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that one
I’ve got a scar on my foot from a splash of caramel fresh from the pan
Don’t use your teeth!
It’s not the herp, it’s the derp.
You people bake your sausages?
“Is that a blister or a coldsore?”
> I got it by getting squirt by a hot sausage.
“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
I always poke them with a fork first to relieve pressure
Forking does relieve pressure.
Amateur move! Gotta be careful around hot sausage splooge.