I have these strings To hold you down I tie them tight, you can’t burst out You might scream But I’m happy I’ve got your skin on me
(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
“They say ‘you are what you eat’. I’m gonna be a real boy.”
Must be why I’m such a pussy 😎
Naw, that’s why you’re a cunt. /s
Explain the nose growing.
The nose didn’t grow. That’s the scary part.
c/twosentencehorror
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I’ve said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.