Some eye bleach to help you recover from this atrocity.
God bless you
Thank you for your service.
I don’t always quote the Bible for relevance, but when I do it’s Jeremiah 48:26:
Make him drunk, for he has become arrogant toward the Lord; so Moab will wallow in his vomit, and he also will become a laughingstock.
Ah, the ol English style of cooking by sunlight
I won’t even step in the way if any vegans wanna step in here. Do what you gotta. It’s 100% justifiable
Way to make that cow die in vain.
Almost as bad as eating pizza with a knife and fork
Hey you try eating the combo abomination my dad always orders without one.
I had a friend that used chopsticks
Food crimes, indeed.
This makes me rethink my stance on capital punishment. The picture made me actually shudder.
This is the kind of they should send people to prison for
Oh don’t worry, they’ll serve their sentence on the shitter
No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.
Is that “steak” served with half a raw onion?
What did Maillard do to you that you avoided it so hard?
Sous vide before searing
The steak. The steak said you couldn’t do that. I mean, look at it!
That looks more like it was dipped in boiling water for a few seconds. I don’t even know if a microwave could even make it that pasty looking.
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In this case the cook has avoided the process which adds flavor to the meat. This is more like complaining that someone added the garlic too early and it will turn bitter.
This isn’t like pizza as practiced outside Napoli
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