This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
Who is Niel?
Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.
Never heard of any of that. But thanks.
Also Sandman, which recently got a good Netflix adaptation
Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.
Ironically, my favorite story from that collection is a hundred word horror story about Santa.
Huh… Maybe OP is just really offended on St Nick’s behalf?
Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out
That’s a wholesome comic. Thanks.
Ironically, it’s a pretty well-known one itself (you see people just refer to it by mentioning “today’s 10000”).
META.
I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
Neil “Scary Trousers” Gaiman
I love how everyone is debating “Sells that information to companies”, but no one’s talking about “knows everything you do”.
???
Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List
No smoke without fire.
A meme said it! Can’t be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber…
Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.
Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!
Agree. Where’s the smoke?
I’m preheating olive oil on the stove.
Oh, sorry. They meant, “No smoke; without fire” it’s like the firewatcher’s “All clear”. There’s no smoke and they’re without fire.
Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
Geil Naiman
Santa’s the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?
What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?
Nothing?
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Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?
Neil Gaiman?
Vince Neil?
Vince Vaughn?