So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.
Ooh I just got a new idea for a new patent!
I like this shitpost
I’ve never paid a single bit of attention to which way it goes on. I spit into the face of this entire debate and it’s never done me any harm to do so. I’m a cat owner too. The roll goes on either way, it’s fine, and I’ll never change my mind.
Someday if you ever live with another person you’ll figure it out.
I’m happily married. Has never once been an issue.
Is your SO also a “super cool edge lord that bucks the trends of society”? Because you’re just so cool?
Nothing about being an edgelord or cool. Its just not a thing that’s ever been an issue in any relationship, even ones I fucked up. It’s not even a thing I ever once heard talked about anywhere aside from the internet. It’s just a shit post argument that doesn’t matter, regardless of how you do it. Just an empty little thing people like fighting about online for whatever reason. That’s what I spit into the face of.
Wtf says things like “spit in the face of”.
Be better.
They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.
Toilet paper hanging haphazardly over the front of the roll provides a convenient place for a 3 inch spider to hide between the roll and hanging strip. The patent illustration is clearly meant as a sick joke.
Well, that spider is in for a hell of a ride.
If it’s hanging from the other side, there’s even more space for a spider to hide outside of view.
This could have saved relationships.
Looks like some folks don’t know how to use the three seashells.
Sounds painful tbh, but you do you.
hahahahah … I can see how that can be confusing…
It makes sense when you consider that they don’t even have ball pens in the 19th century. People back then must be very stupid.
Yes… Because the people that made everything we have today possible are… stupid. Right.
Yes. Otherwise why would they register the wrong way of hanging toilet paper in the patent?
Lol nicely done
They were very smart. Ball pens messed up my wrists. I was livid when I found out it takes no pressure to write with a fountain pen
They didn’t own a cat and it shows.
I have four in the house and none of them screw with our tp.
You just have a cat that’s more of an asshole than usual.
I’ve had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.
Objection: appeal to authority + appeal to tradition + I did the fuck with yo mama last night
/s if that’s really necessary
Are we looking from the perspective of the user or the wall?
Yeah, the illustration shows nothing, we don’t know which side is which anyway.
Just use water lmfao
I use both toilet paper and water
The inventor also said it’s “jif”, and I ain’t saying that either. Also, the patent doesn’t indicate whther that’s the front view or the back view. It’s displaying a roll in a vacuum.
You’re right, of course. Patent illustrations traditionally show the item only from behind.
Obviously designed in a place without deadly spiders.
Can you explain why this matters, for people who don’t live with deadly spiders?
In Australia spiders like to hang out in places like where the outer layer of TP sits as it is a good hiding place for them. Especially Red Backs. Huntsmen like it too but will only kill by a jump scare caused heart attack.
I’ve never been more glad that I don’t live in Australia than right now
To be fair we don’t have bears, wolves or rabies.
I mean I live in CT, and technically I have wolves and bears, but neither are going to appear under my toilet paper
Sure, that’s great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so… the creator is not always right.
Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the ‘g’ as in ‘design’
I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that
Well saying it the wrong way sounds too much like gift. How often are you talking about Jiff peanut butter?
As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.
~fuck you, Skippy~
As a Canadian in the UK…like at least once a month