You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?
You recently calculated
I don’t know why but this part kills me
It’s because of the log function
Very punny.
It’s was all clearly calculated.
Yes, and it’s brown because of the tan function.
Yes, and it’s brown
becausecos of the tan function.
Something about this just doesn’t add up.
If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.
It will require our undivided attention.
To get even.
Those puns leave a negative impression
These puns sure did a number on me
I would like to clear them from my memory.
I don’t know how to access that function.
Please don’t log my calculator inputs it’s more embarrassing than my browser history is.
7+6=
You’re joking, but sometimes I put even simpler stuff into a calculator and then realize what the fuck I just did.
E.g.: 4 * 100.
Why? Does it have 80085?
Worse, lots of really basic math
Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4
32, big deal
55378008
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My calc app also has its privacy policy there. It says
OpenCalc does not collect any user data.
I can’t even imagine what data there is to collect for an application this simple.
That privacy policy better be really short.
On the bright side, a simple calculator ought to have plenty of free and open source alternatives that don’t harvest any data.
Your calculator would like access to your contacts.
Your calculator would like permission to send and receive phone calls.
Your calculator would like permission to view and delete emails.
Please click AGREE to proceed.
How else are we supposed to be able to share calculations to your social network???
There is also information that is provided that the phone no longer asks/announces.
Whatever they can get their grubby hands on
Every orher day I enter sets from my workout so my dumbass can remember when I have done 200 squats. My knees hurt.
That privacy policy better be really short.
Clicking through to the policy from within the app just sends you to the general policy across Google. Very long.
Well, everything else that’s not calculations.
This is why everyone is trying to have their app installed, there’s a lot of information that the phone provides, and now you no longer get warned what data is available.
"Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*
Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.
Spotify intensifies
There just needs to be a law that these pop ups have to contain a clear, recent, full color, high definition headshot of the CEO/President of the company that profits from this.
“=” [locked] Infix subscription required
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“base ten” [locked] subscription required, reverting to octal
It’s possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.
Why didn’t every privacy concerned people switched to foss already?
I know right, I’ve been using CalcYou and it’s pretty good!
I’ve been on Calculator++ for ages now. The UI looks a bit different, but it seems like they do all the same things.
Tossing it out there as another option.
I love Calc++!
GrapheneOS + network permission toggle
Or just use a FOSS app from F-DroidOpen calculator is pretty cool and very pretty
Nice.
If you type in 867-5309, Jenny will call you back!
They want to monetize any proofs you find.
Now get to work crunching numbers.