So far I’ve seen only pretty believable answers here so I’ll add my own: I’ve never been drunk enough to pass out, vomit, forget things or fall.
Or you just don’t remember?
I’ve never been drunk at all. Never really had more than one or two drinks in one day.
Same. I get a little warm and I don’t like it, so I stop. Why in the world would I have MORE?
Don’t you want to be able to see the 50 or 60Hz flicker of the lights?
Is that a thing that happens? Sounds unpleasant.
Same here except for the vomiting part.
You’re not missing anything.
wink
Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control
I’ve never broken a bone but I think I’ve had about 60 stitches in total
Never broke a bone club!
Same, except I’ve counted my stitches: 102
I’ve broken several. Cannot recommend it, in fact it is quite unpleasant.
But if you had to pick, which was your favorite?
Nose, because the other three I’ve broken all made me unable to use an arm for a while and it is fucking infuriating to try to put socks on with only one hand every morning
Big toe first, over to little toe, then go underneath and pull towards the heel.
oh shit really?
Don’t believe random people on the internet! Get a hammer or a tall ledge and find out yourself
Well I have a college degree, so people find it funny I never technically graduated high school. Did enough classes to qualify for graduation then ran away halfway through the year and never looked back. I was already enrolled at the college in an arts program so they didn’t ask for the certificate. It didn’t matter until I tried to get a job in a bureaucracy in my 40s and they wanted evidence of high school diploma. Which I didn’t have.
God I hated high school.
I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.
I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.
I know them feels
My coworkers are always surprised when they first learn that I didn’t even finish high school. I work with people who are mostly highly educated. Most with masters degrees, a few with bachelor’s and doctorates. While they were studying, I was geeking out over some project that I did just for fun. Turns out that the skills I ended up with were exactly what my career for the past 15 years needs.
I’ve never been to a concert, that seems to be one that people find bizarre
Just sad. My stepsons had never been to a concert and my kids thought that was crazy because I had brought them to shows since they were babies. Like, I can remember my first show but they can’t. They all love music now.
I love music but I’ve just never been, if someone invited me sure I’d go, but other than that not sure why I would want to. At this point I’m probably getting too old for that crowd anyway
We would invite you, and never too old! I go by myself sometimes too, that is also fun. Can just listen to the music without having to socialize. Live music is just one of the best things ever.
As a show goes that loves to vibe towards the back, I encourage you to go.
Shows are great. You don’t need to fight crowds, be up front, or dance if you don’t want to. I prefer small shows, usually at bars. But even large stadium shows have an energy that’s hard to describe.
Do you live in or near a big metropolitan area? If so you can probably fulfill this one within the month depending on how broad your musical tastes are. Some shows are prohibitively expensive, but a lot of smaller ones are remarkably affordable.
Edit: I myself enjoy a decently broad range of music. One of my favorite types of concerts, though, is when the local symphony puts on a movie and they play the soundtrack. These are really fun because you get to go to a symphony concert but if you get bored you can watch a movie!
Never learned to ride a bicycle.
Heyo, me too! I tried as a kid and busted my knee when I fell off, and gave it up.
I’ve been afraid of falling since I was very very young, so that’s what led me to never want to ride :)
Never had sex with anyone but my wife. Met her at 17. Now approaching 40.
That’s hard to imagine.
Never smoked a cigarette. Not even took a single drag. I’m not even sure I ever touched one.
Me neither. I didn’t know something like this would be so hard to believe
I’ve never seen the ocean
You should, it’s pretty nice.
Kinda big scary lake init?
Not too scary - plus it goes splash all on its own!
Have you also never left Philadelphia?
I’ve never had a fever.
Yes you have.
I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
Bad. If you’ve never had a fever, check for AIDS, and not the peanut butter kind.
Bullshit. You would never have survived infancy.
Does your name happen to be David?
I’m still a virgin.
I’ve never had sex with a virgin.
Ok
I believe it
Ok
The first wedding I ever attended was my own…and I was 35. I somehow had friends & family who didn’t get or were already married my entire life.
Still never been to a birth or a funeral.
I’ve never eaten a Twinkie
you’re not missing much. They’re fine I guess.
Never appealed to me. If I were to choose something in that class a Hostess Cup Cake always seemed like the more obvious choice.
That being said Little Debbie > Hostess. Give me an Oatmeal Cookie, Star Crunch, or Nutty Buddy over either of those every day…
I’m with you all the way.
I don’t believe you.
😩
Never have I ever intentionally shoplifted anything from a store.
intentionally
I seriously have accidentally stolen something before.
My clients accidentally shoplifted a can of tuna.
Are all of your clients cats or just that one?
Just dese too yoots.
(It’s a reference to the courtroom dramedy film My Cousin Vinny, in which two innocent boys from New York driving throuth Alabama stop at a convenience store for groceries, one has so much food he’s carrying he sticks a can of tuna in his pocket, forgets about it by the time he gets to the register, realizes it’s in his pocket after they leave, and are then arrested for first degree murder. Joe Pesci ensues.)
Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I’ve watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it’s time.
You should, though.
In my mid-40s and never have gotten a cavity.
I’m 38, I’ve had a few cavities, but somehow never a proper cavity search.
Not many people can say that. You must pay a lot of attention to your brushing.