I can be a pretty naive guy. I am continually amazed not just by the volume, but by the varieties of creepiness that women have to put up with on a daily basis. WTF, Anon?
I guess, that’s the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub
Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?
I guess, that’s the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub
It’s completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s
Worked for jesus.
Anon is the Messiah
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
He gets us
Oof. There’s fucking up, and then there’s getting banned from Wal-Mart. The only lower position is getting banned from the dollar store.
In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out
Hey now. There’s SOMETIMES a second employee!
Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.
Anon tries Pulp Fiction rizz
That manager? Marcellus Wallace
I hear he looks like a bitch.
Good thing he offered though. That was finally big and explicit enough an offense to allow her to report him and end the smaller, subtler harassment she had to suffer until then for the sake of customer service.
I can see how someone would make this mistake. On the other hand, it’s not hard to see why this is a bad idea.
Here’s the situation. Approaching or propositioning anyone while they’re at work is going to come off poorly since they’re backed into a corner. They’re a captive audience, as they must be in that space in order to get paid. In the case of retail, not only are they supposed to be nice to you, but they often can’t physically avoid you lest they get in trouble for poor service. In the end, the already hard job of saying “no” is made much worse by compounding it with proper workplace behavior. And even if they would find your advances interesting in any other setting, it’s the workplace that’s likely to sour things.
Edit: Anon needs to do this in a setting where everyone can come and go freely, in a place where people deliberately go to be social.
Plus a footrub… is quite something as a first. I mean, what happened to asking someone out for a drink for starters.
Anon went from 0-100. Dudes really need to learn how to slow their roll.
Nothing quite like being a creep and harassing people at there job.
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She was upset he didn’t offer to suck the toes too
This is giving Asperger’s as fuck. Someone should have told him to just give her his number then walk away.
Of course he got banned, he didn’t offer the manager a foot rub too. What was he thinking?
didn’t offer the manager a foot rub first. Power has perks
Yeah its hard to tell sometimes if women are playing with you or not. Good rule of thumb is if its been a long time since youve hung out with a girl, give her some extra space and see if she tries to close it with you. If not no loss
Another good rule of thumb is to assume that if she was working, it was just customer service and she’s not actually into you.
Another great rule of thumb is to assume she’s Canadian and just being polite.
Yep
It’s also a good idea not to hit on people that you only know in the most distant sense.
Looking at someone in the supermarket does not count as a date.
Walmart employees have to be fake nice don’t they, such a mind fuck
I’m visiting US in 2 weeks… Is Walmart really as dank as I keep hearing?
Yes dank would be a good descriptor of the smell.
Walmart sucks. It’s designed to keep you wandering around and picking up shit you don’t need. You’ll go in for one thing, and leave half an hour later with 14 things you didn’t come in for and don’t need. And also they didn’t have the one thing you needed. And the shit you did buy is junk. And any perishable food items you buy will be moldy within 36 hours. Walmart sucks.
And they only can provide that useless compulsive junk so cheaply because they bulk order everything and then just change their offering price after the product is manufactured. So the manufacturer can’t just say “No deal” when they already produced massive quantities that they don’t have the logistical means to sell to other buyers. Walmart bleeds everyone dry. Smothers competing business with their price models, ravages towns, fuck Walmart.
And they only can provide that useless compulsive junk so cheaply because they bulk order everything and then just change their offering price after the product is manufactured. So the manufacturer can’t just say “No deal” when they already produced massive quantities that they don’t have the logistical means to sell to other buyers.
I’m not saying that this isn’t true, but how does that work more than once? Wouldn’t any manufacturer not quit working with them after this happens once? Isn’t agreed price for a bulk order set down on writing before the manufacturing starts?
Have you got a source for this?
It really is full of absolute specimens 4chan isn’t it?
I’ll take one anon. All is good.
