Your psychotherapist is absolutely not supposed to have sex with his / her patients, and doing so (and getting caught) is grounds for losing your license to practice.
That said, about 30% of psychotherapists are banging at least one of their patients in the United States…or claims to be…or something. If we’re lucky that is a bogus stat, but frankly it’s plausible.
That said, ideally you’d get therapy and sex from different sources.
Tbh I didn’t think this meme was saying have sex with your therapist, but I guess some people thought that the therapist is the same person
I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.
Wtf, is a sex party? You meant orgy
I guess? I mean, I go to a venue, get a drink or two, meet my friends, by now I’m probably already undressed, then we have sex, with whoever I feel comfortable with. In the meantime there are at least 60 other people in the venue doing their own thing, BDSM shit, sex, whatever floats their boat. Really nice vibe, everyone is respectful, consent is important.
Its been really nice going to these things.
I wish I could find that kind of party around where I live
Look for BDSM munches, in which sex doesn’t (usually) happen but people talk about BDSM and hooking up. When the right people like and trust you, the party invites follow.
I, for one, am completely down with the Aldus Huxley idea of creating a community system that allows everyone to get laid and get psychotherapy (id est, vent their troubles and get professional feedback). Huxley had to dystopia it up a bit with compliance drugs and criminalizing intimacy (and abuses of genetic engineering) since he was writing a cautionary tale, but I think if we did these things and then upgraded friends (or created a subset like BFFs) to include emotional intimacy, it would make for a pretty groovy society.
Right now, we are really far away from this notion, and are about to confront some great filters unprepared, so coulda, shoulda, woulda.
I am happy for either.
Confession: I wish I understood this.
Shit, I don’t even need the therapist.
I would take either.
It’s far less messy than having sex with your therapist
That’s why I bring a towel to therapy
I’m ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it’s considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients
Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!
The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.
I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.
But how would you resist eating it?
Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000
Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.
Yes. You have to hire a different companion for professional cuddling, and thanks to our effed-up healthcare system, it’s not covered by insurance.
Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.
There’s a shortage of sexy therapists
Not in my area, according to this convenient banner ad.
the second income is good too
Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?
cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing
I just need friends that can come home and play whatever with me :(
Me too, I am thinking of getting a dog because there’s not enough time to make actual friends lol
Ok that is one of the best perks of marriage actually
