I don’t want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.
Citation missing
Wikipedia uses “citation needed”.
It’ll improve your joke to use the correct term.
Well there’s no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.
Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite…
Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it’s incompatible with the people who want to use it.
Patrick “Bitten by a rabid fox” McHenry
Given he’s a congressman I’m sure it’s more like Patrick “voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act” McHenry.
Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.
He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.
Not relevant but it’s sticking with me.
Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:
Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there
😁
Has since been removed.
McHenry is a real asshole, I hope the fox is okay.
The fox had rabies. Sadly, it’s definitely not ok.