That’s the size of a standard UK beer can.
What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?
How many courics is that?
Time for the poop knife
The poop knife stays on reddit. Please.
The poop knife transcends reddit, please
They probably holding it in. Lemmy people don’t shit, duh!?.
But only for 3 days
I first learned of the poop knife on Metafilter.
I learned about it from my father… :'(
Can’t have both your fancy app and your fancy knife
A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.
*poop knife and poop ruler
Damn. Where’s lemmy shitpost when you need it
I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.
I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.
I poop in Courics
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.
What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?
A bean batter.
Time to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.
Ah, the Play-doh fun factory technique.
That is way less volume. Acceptable.
Rinse & repeat
Goddammit, this joke’s got layers
The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.
While americans don’t measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.
The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It’s an exclusive club
Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it’s possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.
That’s funny… until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd… then I’m horrified.
Pretty much this size
They should just refer to the caliber
I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds
I think 2.5 inches would be closer to a soda can if we’re using references.
2.5" in diameter is just under a baseball (2.8").
Can you please start using real units. Seriously.
It’s the same size as a cricket ball, 2.8".
No. 2.5" is in real units already. What’s your problem with size comparisons?
Relevant username.
That thing is nowhere near 2.5" dia.
I googled for 50 mm. That should be close enough.
Relevant username
2.5 inches is 635 mm. Thats much closer to 50 cm
Lol, 2.5 inches is over 2 feet?
That doesn’t sound right to me. An inch has ~2.54 cm, so 2.5" should be 6.35 cm and a cm has 10mm, so that becomes 63.5mm
1 inch is 25,4 mm, not 254 mm.
I am often incorrect. Today is one of those days
Whoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That’s bigger than a Coke can.
Sure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.
They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign
Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached
That thing only works for standard length tho
Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.
The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.
But not Bigger?
The first letter if Bigger. That computes.
Here in Australia no one has “poop knives”. American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don’t even own a plunger.
