I got a worse one
You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?
Why would you want to get away?
Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You’re going to be the grapefruit, honey.
Go sideways
spinning is a good trick
Rock back and forth until you’re… free.
I will downvote any watermarked meme
What difference does that make to you?
Dude some of us appreciate saving and sharing a crisp meme. Watermarks are the antithesis of that, for a number of reasons.
But I can’t tell if this watermark is ironic or not.
All of my watermarks are organic, non-GMO and grown in my home garden.
If it wasn’t created by Mark, can it really be called a watermark?
All real watermarks come from the watermark region in France. Otherwise it’s called a sparkling transparent logo.
That doesn’t sound french but I’ll allow it
It’s spelled “wauteuoxmarque”, so…
Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂
A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?
All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem
To shit on something that isn’t sentient that doesn’t want to be shit on. Possibly the ground where it can be used as fertilizer for plants.
Damn. We have a different problem here, the group of army men don’t want to shit together in the same toilet.
I never thought of the trolley problem with a sentient trolley
It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say “it’s a living”
“This job sucks!”
This job is shitty
Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9
Bit tangential, but I have to share this gem https://youtu.be/BJfEcPp2H6Q?si=L_dqvsZtJ1XVkpEd.
What was I watching?
Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it’s time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.
*sapient. If it were merely sentient it could sense the bodily waste, but would be incapable of feeling any way about it.
This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.
Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn’t actually require that.
Kind of a grey area, so I’ll allow it.
So we’ve got a lot of Homo sentients out there then?
Damn, as savage as they are
I’m pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it
I’d like to be able to switch it’s outlook on swallowing my piss and shit as I see fit on any given day.
It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.
The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.
Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied “Ahhhhhhh…”
Hahahahahaha
New fetish unlocked!
Great, now I gonna find this doors…
What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can’t flush the toilet until it’s finished?
I think that’s a different question and I hate it. I’d rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.
Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.
Please drink verification can to continue
Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.
And then the ad service goes down…
Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.
Contact your plumbing administrator.
I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.
why the hell are we watermarking memes here?
thatsthejoke.jpg
I mean, surely the meme itself wasn’t the joke. That would be terrible.
Nah, the worst part is it’s not even original. This has been getting passed around for about a year.
In retrospect, it’s probably best not to put the watermark in the final panel.
A good spot would be behind the word " sentient", so that you can read join lemmy faintly above it. This would discourage lazy people from removing or altering it
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