Detectives are investigating after a skydiver was found dead in the front yard of a residence near an airpark in Florida, authorities said Saturday.
A man outfitted in parachute attire and gear was located just before 12:30 p.m. on the lawn of a home in Titusville, about 50 miles east of Orlando, police said in a statement. The Titusville Fire Department responded and said the man was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police on Monday identified the victim as 69-year-old Frederick C. Morello, of Ormond Beach, CBS affiliate WKMG reported.
Don’t they find the cocaine bear guy dead in a driveway from skydiving?
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How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?
And all on that guys lawn, too! Inventor of the nylon super magnet?
Holy shit
fucking"hard landing" indeed…
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this as a headline before. Has it mostly been suppressed in the past? The article itself acknowledged that EMTs have certainly seen skydiver deaths.
If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all
Well, except for this one, apparently
I mean, there’s a whole song about this by The Weather Girls. This has clearly been a problem since the 1980’s.
youuuuuu motherfucker
presumably it’s more common in places that have mountains - aka not florida
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What’s a nearly 70 year old dude doing skydiving?
Going out with not a whimper, but a ban… err splat
Living his life to the fullest, why not skydive if you’re physically/mentally well at 70? Not like you have a lot left to live for that you need to be risk-averse
He doesn’t seem so physically well now though
We all die, you have the choice of it being potentially sudden during an activity or prolonged on a hospital death bed
yolo?
You only leap once
He found an alternative to criticizing others’ life choices on the internet.
" Police are still not releasing what caused that hard landing."
I’m going to take a guess and say the ground. A damn near 70 year old hit the ground at that speed. Imagine the aftermath. Guts and skin everywhere.
I’m gonna go with gravity.
Gravity isn’t hard, silly rabbit. No one has died from gravity, it’s usually the stop that gets them.
Lots of ground everywhere i go and none of it has killed anyone.
The key is distancing yourself from the ground (then meeting up with it very quickly).
Like this?
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Human bodies splatter less than you think, more akin to dropping a sausage on the floor. It bounces, and a piece or two might disconnect, but “guts and skin everywhere” is more a traumatic car accident thing.
The video shows a reflection in the back window of the SUV showing his chute was open when he came down, but he was moving fast and didn’t appear to be flaring (which further slows descent to a manageable landing speed). He might have become incapacitated in the air, or still impacted hard enough to kill him, but it wasn’t a “no chute full speed” type of situation, it seems
Yeah I seen that but how many 70 year olds do you know without paper thin skin. If it rains to hard, they bruise.
Most 70 year olds don’t have paper thin skin. 70 is not as old as you think. (90 year olds, on the other hand…)
Source: am nurse. Pull tape off a lotta old people.
There’s still a lot of muscle and connective membrane holding your organs inside with or without skin.
that’s a negatory on the dirt dart, say again, we did not have a dirt dart. more like an aarpsplat.
In the reflection it looks like he was turning super low. That’s pretty dangerous since your body will swing out horizontal during the turn, and then you can slam into the ground as you swing back.
He shouldn’t have been that close to homes in the first place though, I assume they must have really fucked up, and he didn’t have a safe spot to land.
He shouldn’t have been that close to homes in the first place though
It’s an airpark. It’s like an HOA for pilots where the ammenities are taxiways from your house to the runway. Some will even have the hangar in their back yard where it can go straight onto the runway.
You can get a better idea searching airpark on google images.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Dressing up as a skydiver and dying on a lawn would be a brilliant prank to play if you knew Miss Marple was coming to town.
You still need the ‘bag of bones’ look.
The video shows someone from the skydiving center removing the parachute from the scene, but doesn’t make it clear if that’s before or after the paramedics clear the scene.
A bit strange if somebody came to take the parachute but left the guy in the yard.
Gotta hide the evidence that the equipment wasn’t properly maintained, I suppose.
Exactly
This is why I’d rather skydive than bungee jump. If it goes badly, lights out rather than horrible-life-altering injury.
You sure about that
I came into this world from a broken rubber, I certainly ain’t leaving it because of one! /boomerhumor
Both of those reasons are why I choose to stay on the ground.
And definitely not below the ground either
Rather die skydiving than spelunking, amirite?
Or in a submarine
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