Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
If you’re gonna have to pick a shitty situation (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.
Take that you porcelain slut
Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.
Shut up!
Why dont you shit in my mouth? Cause thats some real love!
Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it’s hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!
more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?
Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it’s hilarious.
Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult