This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.
Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?
This website just doesn’t get satire.
I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It’s hilarious
I think it’s partly because you’d get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they’re very kind about it.
Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?
Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions
Edit just not going to fix the spelling it sort of fits
“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.
I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.
If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.
I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.
It’s absolutely a work of fiction.
“REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background
Oh dear god why’d you have to make this so accurate, I feel like I’ve traveled back in time against my will
Poor kid is probably neurodivergent and being told to “just stop it” or “just be normal” instead of actually receiving the help they need.
Maybe some of them, but some people are just legitimately stupid beyond repair in a neurotypical way. It’s not their fault, it’s not a moral failing and they deserve empathy and respect. It’s just very unfortunate in today’s society.
Unhelpful advice I’ve received from neurotypicals who have, apparently, no theory of mind:
- Just think about it
- You should try making a to-do list
- You’re just embarrassing yourself when you act that way
- Oh but it’s not a big deal, see?
- Calm down
Every single one of these is me irl, especially the delusions of adequacy one
That’s not really how insemination works though.
Bold of you to assume the teacher has a basic understanding of any subject matter they teach. We need to stop assuming we’re going to get the cream of the crop when teachers are often forced to take second jobs just to make ends meet. If we pay more, then we can demand more, and someday we can expect more.
Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s
Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.
It was all about the same kid.
This bullshit is not real.
It’s not just a problem with the teachers. The whole system is rotten. Many kids go unsupported and fail due to it. Some may try to join the gangs and think school is worthless, some may have need for extra effort which isn’t their from parents or teachers. It’s unfortunate in such a huge beast like the NYC public school system, just like many others.
We also spend more than twice as much per student than any other country for these results 😑
Gotta love the public school system
