• matthewmercury@reddthat.com
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    1 year ago

    The investigators have said that they will be questioning potential witnesses and accomplices, starting with a well-known incorruptible source, Shakira’s hips.

    • Steve@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Fortunately they’re known for their complete honesty in all situations

  • Synthuir@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Shakira, and many artists, are known to have done this for a long time. They take a relatively small salary, but then accept huge bonuses on the side. The main salary is easy enough to obfuscate, but unfortunately for Shakira, the tips don’t lie.

  • MercuryUprising@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Good. I used to think she was one of the sane pop idols, but it turns out she’s just the same old piece of shit as the majority of them. I hope they make an example out of her waka waka her ass to white collar prison in cuffs.

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I hate the idea that we have different kinds of prisons for different classes of people. In my opinion any kind of tax fraud or financial cheating on the public is a worse crime than most of the ones we currently punish with years of regular prison, except those causing physical / psychological harm to others.