It has a hole, we have to sit on the edge of it.
And you can even fertilize your garden when using it!
Yes with nice micropastic!
It took me a while to realize that you meant taking a shit
Good idea for a Christmas gift to whoever makes the rules. Gift them a pair of new garden chair, acquire a better spot to sit, and hopefully they’ll get the message.
You can likely find a better chair on garbage day.
I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.
Who is making this rule?
OP’s parents, presumably.
Op needs to destroy that chair on their heads.
No one, this is the only chair available here
Don’t have a 5 gallon bucket?
Maybe a managed neighborhood?
Maybe it was living in the desert SW for awhile, but my fav yard chair was always the small boulder.