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So those who misuse company assets to enrich themselves b mining crypto get rewarded by larger bonuses? Sounds like the way the world works for those super rich fellas like Elon “Edgelord” Musk.
Thank you, this gave me an idea to do this post Let’s see how many of you would of got a gift from Elon Musk.
Is this real?
I have no idea but I had the same question. I also love the fact that We’d believe that he’d do something like this.
Please tell me it’s real.
I can’t even tell anymore
His entire life is a shitpost incarnate, and not a very good one
Fake for any of those wondering.
But keeping employees based on how many lines of code they have written, which he did, is essentially the same logic.
My ass would just write functions that take a huge amount of parameters and assign one in each line
Ernest Hemingway was paid by the word, which shows in his work. I imagine this pay structure would have a similar effect on how people code.
I’m not a coder, but wanting code that isn’t streamlined seems like a bad plan to me.
Oh god he’d actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.
just run a stress cpu program 24/7
So the Janitor gets nothing and the guy slacking off playing Deathloop gets a fortune.
Time to install android studio. That piece of software sucks out ever CPU in a 3 meter radius.
I haven’t even had to turn my heater on during work hours this year thanks to Android Studio.
while true; do npm ci; done
Cool, I will be able to solve those advent of code challenges without optimising my code!
Folding@Home it is
Best answer. Very underrated
Monero, here we come!
Just turn on a cryptocurrency cpu miner.
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I wish my company did the same, instead of the IT giving out to me for running two virtual machines on my laptop all the time…
