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And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.
NSFW please
If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician
Sweet as fuck!
Nice dickerdoodle. And whatever the yonic equivalent of “dickerdoodle” is.
Vagingerbread? Pusscotti? Labiakuchen?
So lovely to see more non-meme garbage posts on the rise again.
There are humor communities and funny communities. Use them.