You got too comfortable and you’re getting tag-teamed, you rook. I recommend instant, wild flailing motions that send absolutely everything flying everywhere without warning and then calmly recovering your prized possessions while your would-be assailants cower under tables, staring at you wondering wtf just happened.

Gotta establish dominance in a way only a cat understands.

All food is their food too. Lol 😹

This is why you never let them realise human food tastes good.

Their faces say “but we haven’t had any food in like… hours!”