I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.
Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!
Science cannot disprove this.
pretty much
The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.
Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French
So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té
Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn’t roll very high on Wis.
In the U.S., education is mostly about being able to regurgitate what you’ve been told. Wisdom is, as you suggested, not necessary for that.
Unfortunately so. There should be more emphasis on the why and how rather than the what.
Intelligence and wisdom.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
“Computer engineer”
Sounds fancy, but it usually means someone who answers calls and resets passwords.
Who wants to bet he’s just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?
I know an engineer who’s into all kinds of bat-shit conspiracy theories…
Get him! Get the geologist and silence him! He’s unveiled the truth and now they’ll take our tiny people away from us!
What’s up with all the boxes around the text?
This is what you get when you let Google Translate (or Lens) translate an image.
This is the original (except someone added a useless red line):
No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.
I trapped lightning in a rock, and taught it to do math.
Computers are arcane wizardry.
That’s why geologists are the experts in this matter.
I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?
You can just dig all the way down to bedrock, right? Should be easy if you kill all the creeps and spiders
the response fits perfectly 👌
Bloody sand tender
I don’t know what that means but it sounds hilarious
Salem hypothesis adjacent
Inside every computer there’s a little person
A very wholesome and talented person
And he loves you