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There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.
Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage
“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”
And just put it on her lawn.
are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?
the hollow ones always seem to taste better
I thought he was like pull-apart bread
he’s a cracker
You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.
I recall seeing an item in a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00”
