What’s your super power?
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“Ok look at their eyes while they’re talking to you, stay on target. Which eye should you look at? Come on, the right, no, the left? Oh just look at their nose. But they have that big mole next to their nose. Moley moley mole, ha! Like in Austin Powers! That was a fun movie, although I wonder if it wouldn’t get canceled if it was released now… OH SHIT WHAT DID THEY SAY? Rewind? REWIND!!! We can’t rewind! Just nod and smile! Keep eye contacttttttt!!!”
Yep. Like I’ve got two options- look like I’m paying attention, or actually pay attention. Both is not an option. But apparently I just need to concentrate more. Ugh.
I remember my teachers yelling at me to stop doodling and playing with my pens. As soon as I stopped I would lose focus on what they said. I had a teacher that would actually encourage me to doodle and would call my name before changing chapter in the lesson to make sure I knew I had to pay attention again. I aced his class when I was failing before. Learning with ADHD, the teacher matters more than the subject.
My superpower has got to be pushing things off and screwing myself over in the process, despite knowing better.
Yesterday for example. My house has an issue every winter with a certain section of water pipe in the basement freezing when it gets cold. I knew saturday night it was going down to -30c (-22f) with a -41 windchill overnight but I still neglected to toss a space heater down in that spot to keep it warm overnight.
Lo and behold first thing in the morning I wake up to no running water. So I had find where my propane torch was, just to spend half an hour running around with it to thaw the lines out before I could even make coffee or properly flush the toilet.
At least now I have a space heater running down there to keep it warm again, like I did last winter, and the winter before that.
This is me. I call the power “depression.”
We don’t need enemies when we have ourselves to do the same thing.
Oversharing without shame.
I can even nod and make “m-hmm” sounds where appropriate and still be somewhere completely different in my mind!
It actually is a super power sometimes! My kids can play with all the noisy toys they want – I don’t hear it! Someone gave my kid a mini electric keyboard (like a piano) and she played that thing so much that she’s actually good now and I totally tuned out the whole “bashing the keys” phase.
My brother has kids, and he’s learned this skill. Unfortunately, it also means that half the time its just me and him in the car, I’ll look over while in the middle of a conversation and just see his face completely glazed over lol
