I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
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Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
True neutral.
Ayee a no ketchup brother
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.
It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
Nice one.
I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half’s together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It’s great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them… Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
…see?
It’s an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it’s about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
Chilli sauce, BBQ sauce, and garlic sauce mmmm
A new challenger appears
Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
