What’s next? A dog telling me it’s Thursday? This place is nuts!
What’s next? A dog telling me it’s Thursday? This place is nuts!
I read it as “I’m not looking now” as in he made all this effort and she doesn’t even realize
So he’s alive! It’s a miracle!
You don’t have to go in sects for this anymore
Can’t argue with the logic
Because it’s beyond reasoning
I love these etymologies where it’s just “this word comes from a similar sounding word with the same meaning.” Who would have guessed.
Me. I would have guessed.
“Your mom is so old, she could be your parent!”
True, 49 million years is perfect but that’s where I draw the line
My grandmother often gave us birthday cards with the age we had before. At some point she switched to generic cards with a number on it but a question mark would have done too
Don’t give it a second thought
Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units
“This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.”
Relatable!!!.!!!
There is no excuse for coming naked to a kids Halloween party
I’m thinking art and well, you could argue they often represent the concept of death which is close enough
How can you forget about dead people when skeletons represent dead people in the first place?
So the prophecy is fulfilled
Which appears white on black cars and black on white cars. You figured out their trick
So does my skin