Why do we care what Taylor Swift says…
Did you even read the text?
No :)
Try that next time
Who “we”? Conservatives?
No, people. What makes her worth listening to?
She makes music. :)
I don’t get the celebrity thing I guess.
She’s reached a level of popularity where her super fans, people listen to her opinions, are a significant number of people.
Also the news just loves to talk about her.
Yep that’s how it works. The news and media talks a lot about some artist, so both the artist and the media companies make bank.
But im still surprised she just came out of nowhere like this.
When you close your eyes, does the world vanish?
“Out of nowhere” he says while her albums have consistently reached peak chatting positions globally for the past ten years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Swift_albums_discography?wprov=sfla1
Years Active: 2004 to present - 20 years of work, “out of nowhere”. I don’t really care either, but the facts say this is a significant musical career. And she doesn’t seem to be slowing down. 14 albums, 14 films, 6 major tours, you can add up the live performances for yourself (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Taylor_Swift_live_performances).
That’s some Low Quality Fact.
Love that account! So funny.
This got me laughing so hard.
Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude’s chest and out the other side of his body.
Straight up the best concert experience of my life
Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH
FATALITY!!!
TAYLOR, WINS
She’s got a blank space on her hit-list and she’ll write your name.
Taylor swift? More liek Taylor Yagami
Might be the best shitpost I’ve ever seen.
Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.
They’d probably like that
It’s all they really want in life.
Let’s just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift
sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my ‘15 minutes’ in.
What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?
I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.
“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.
So, so dumb. It’s like talking to a bag of hammers.
Sharp as a rubber mallet
Oh man, that’s nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?
Surely “The Man” would be a better song for that.
Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.
She turned me into a newt!
Clearly you got better though…
Taylor swift confirmed to be made of wood
A newt‽
I got better…
I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.
Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.
I punch my chest and it …. It disappear into the crowd!
She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.
Oh, was THAT the giveaway? Not the fact that Taylor doesn’t have “sound guys” she just has Apple’s cloud do all the work? They really are talking over the world, what do we have to do to get back to SIMPLER TIMES
I don’t understand, is this a real thing? Why?
No . It isn’t real.
Somebody clearly hasn’t been to a Taylor Swift concert.
You guys can actually afford to go to one?!?
That’s a good point.
If she truly cared as much about her fans as she puts on she would drastically drop ticket prices.Then charge extra for the human sacrifice encores.
My favorite part of her shows is when she picks a random child from the crowd and sacrifices them on stage, in the name of Satan
Swift sacrifice.
It’s an American tradition.
