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I will hold you accountable to this
Lord Farquiplier? Nice
a c a b
And then a one more time
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Nothing (it is poorly worded).
Looks like if you’re on Mastodon, you can reply to the parent post above this bot’s Mastodon post to join the discussion both on Mastodon & Lemmy.
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Masturbation is always the answer.
I feel like lately it’s not. I don’t know, but there’s no joy. It’s not like I’m addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone
Try asking someone else to do it for you.
Hey maaa, come here!
I broke me arms!
Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?
Yep, it’s laundry for me… or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it’s been two hours and the work day’s over!
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I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I’m in a meeting.
Give me a couple of hours and i’ll decide. Oops can’t do both now haha!
Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it’s not like household tasks don’t get done.
I’m proud of you bud
Thanks :')
I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I’m just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission… I guess it’s like a cooking mini game.
In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).
Hey, I don’t judge you. You needed a spoon and bowl and you got them - mission accomplished.
Shit. I’ve done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn’t be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.
Eh, I’ll just take an A today…
Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let’s do an A & C…
Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so…
I’ll get an E. Same as always.
Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.
Finally tried B for the first time in ages, and now I’m in day twelve of Amazon fucking me around like spending gift cards is an unprecedented misuse. The first three rounds were ‘please reply with proof these are real… sorry, this e-mail address doesn’t accept replies.’
I’m still not 100% convinced it’s not some obscenely clever scam.
real
Shit, 2 out of 3 isn’t too bad.
This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?
Yup
All except D, C and B
