It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

It helps to be a liquid

Sounds like the XY problem

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

That’s nose pocky

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Daim, that’s a sweet erth