And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.
tea, Earl Grey, hot
Make it so
Whole milk
Woah, nice username. Love how you were able to get it italicized like that
Unicode. https://emojidissector.com/
Thanks, its the cursive Unicode font
SoBe Citrus Energy. Sadly it’s important to find anymore. Nobody seems to distribute it anywhere near northern IL or southern WI anymore.
Go big or go home, I say. Pappy Van Winkle for the rest of my days.
coffee for sure
Right? How is this even up for debate lol
But what if you’re thirsty at night?
Well, I drink decaf coffee anyway so not a problem =)
Boring
Milk tea
Milk
Whiskey on the rocks.
I can suck the ice cubes during the day, and drink the whiskey at night.
Make it a scotch for me! I don’t even put ice in it. Got a neat little cup that goes in the freezer to chill it.
Right? OP said you can’t drink water, but they didn’t say anything about eating it
What is this “water” you speak of? Seriously, I almost never drink it, I’m more into sugary drinks. But in light of the question asked, my one choice would be chocolate milk.
Bro’s organs have diabetes.
How do you survive? My teeth would feel so sticky!
I never really thought my mouth felt sticky? And I always have to wash my hands and face after eating something sticky like candy. I just finished eating some grapes and even from that I feel sticky.
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Tea! Any tea.
If you’re being practical tea makes the most sense as it won’t wear down your tooth enamel or stomach lining or put chemicals in you every day like soda and juice etc… I like Cherry Pepsi but if I drank nothing but that I am positive I’d have ulcers and no teeth after a few years.
Exactly! I do love my fruit juices etc but my teeth would be dead in a month or so. With teas you don’t have that problem 😀
Came back to this comment and saw I had put soda and Kroger’s and could not remember what I had meant to put
Water is the main component of any and every beverage
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Elemental mercury.
always gave me a heavy feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Nougat is a Lemmy user, presenting to the emergency room unconscious
No I’m not.
Nougat is a Kbin user, presenting to the emergency room unconscious
Thank you.
Why not gallium
I appreciate the creativity, but that is not a drink, good sir/madam…
Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).
I think you replied to the wrong comment. Mercury is absolutely toxic. There’s no safe quantity at all that you can ingest…
I posit that any substance which can be ingested as a liquid by pouring it from a container into one’s mouth (the act of “drinking”) is, by definition, a “drink.”
though can only be ingested once
Based on the posed question and its limiting conditions, elemental mercury is a correct answer. Pure hydrogen peroxide or isopropyl alcohol would qualify, too.
If you include materials which are liquid outside of “room temperature,” things like magma and liquid nitrogen would also be correct answers.
Of the liquids you listed, I think the hydrogen peroxide would be the fastest and most flame-filled death, more than the magma.
100% H2O2 is Very much unlike the 3% kind that can be purchased at a store.
It might even explode, I know shipping tanks of it can and I think that’s usually under 100%.Olive oil?
You wouldn’t live long, but compared to the other options you’re listing…
that’s exactly why this is the right answer
Not quite, actually! I mean, it’s not good for you, but once it’s in your digestive tract it mostly passes straight through rather than being absorbed. The vapor over the liquid is more dangerous, but once you’ve swallowed it that’s not a concern.
You’ll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.
I don’t actually thing you’d manage to swallow any of the molten iron…
You’d just need one of these:
You just need to get some into your mouth. It will do the swallowing on it’s own.
Holy fuck, what is this from?
It’s an old execution method, but they used molten lead or gold for it.
I’d like to know more. Do you know what it’s called?
I had this argument with my roommate once. It was probably the biggest argument we ever had. IMO, just because it has water in it doesn’t mean that the drink is water. Like, some people don’t like the taste of water, but that doesn’t mean that they don’t like milk, which has water in it.
For me a beverage is defined by its flavor, not its components.
They said no goofs like lemon water though. So what’s the line?
i mean lemon water is still called water.
you don’t call apple juice apple water or sprite sprite water. i think the limiter is pretty naturally deferred in the naming of the drinks themselves.
I purposefully called it lemon water. You could also call it lemonade.
you don’t call apple juice apple water or sprite sprite water.
but you do in other languages. Just because it’s hard to find examples in English doesn’t mean that the concept is unique.
Examples:
- Agua de horchata
- Agua fresca
- Agua de Jamaica a type of tea
- people are literally saying coconut water in this thread so idk what you think that is.
- Agua de Valencia a mimosa style cocktail
- Uisce beatha literally ‘Water of Life’ in Irish, it refers to Whiskey
- Aquavit another spirit that translate… you guessed it… to Water of Life!
- Nước Chanh … i’ll let you google this one yourself 😉
In fact if you start looking into the root words of things you’ll find ‘water’ everywhere! Vodka, you guessed it, is based on the root Slavic word ‘voda’ meaning… Water!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka
We’re just talking about water here. This extends to literally any ingredient in any drink ever. If you start looking at other drinks you start finding strange things like Punch which may be from the Sanskrit for ‘five’ denoting the five ingredients used in it.
The word punch may be a loanword from Hindi पाँच (pāñć), meaning “five”, as the drink was frequently made with five ingredients: alcohol, sugar, juice from either a lime or a lemon, water, and spices.
Yeah but this is the same reason Pluto is no longer a planet. Definitions matter, and every single beverage that humans consume is mostly water so, where is the line drawn on saturation of additional components? We need a DEFINITE line. Also I am in the camp that every beverage is “[Additive]-water” and anything that crosses the “not-water” barrier becomes “soup” until it is a baked good or building material.
Boots? Nah, I’m just new-boot goofin…
True, but at the same time you know exactly what OP means with this question.
I don’t think OP knows what they mean with this question. The top two ‘serious’ answers are coffee and tea, which is just “hot water with shit mixed in”. Anything you drink is water with shit mixed in. Any answer that isn’t “water with shit mixed in” means you die, either within months or minutes. Most answers that are “water with shit mixed in” would still kill you fairly quickly if that’s all you ever drank.
The point of OP’s question is clear. He’s referring to a drink that has sensory qualities that are clearly distinct from plain water. Water with a spritz of lemon still reads as water. As a loose guideline this is like anything you’d order as “water with x” or “x water”, like cucumber water. Coffee clearly doesn’t fit into that category, it has sensory qualities that are very different than water with x in it.
Speak for yourself. “Cucumber water” does not have the same “sensory qualities” as water unless taste doesn’t count as a sense.
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This is not true. Coffee is a mild diuretic, but the amount of water you consume along with it is way way more than the amount of water that the caffeine induced you to pee out.
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Then i don’t understand your argument. There’s nothing stopping you from drinking as much coffee as you need to get your water
I’m curious how far you can take this. Can you drink only espressos and still get hydrated?
Quick someone call Bear Grylls or someone.
Dude. Yes they have some small diuretic effects but tea and coffee are overwhelmingly hydrating. It’s just not a good idea to mainline that much caffeine for heart reasons.
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LMAO What a take! Thanks for the laugh.
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If I ask anyone for a glass of water, they’re going to get me the same thing because they know what I mean. No one is going to get me a glass of orange juice or tea or 7up, even though that’s technically also water.
You know what OP means. You’re being ridiculous.
so then do you agree that they wouldn’t bring you lemon water or cucumber water? clearly you didn’t ask for those. but OP explicitly calls those out as ‘no goofs’. so where’s the line?
Sure, added that note in an edit. There’s no answer here that doesn’t result in your early death.
I think OP knows exactly what they mean, I think if you asked a five year old they’d know what they mean.
Yet for some reason, some people are completely missing the point of a very simple question which boils down to “if you couldn’t drink regular water, what would you have instead”…
That’s not “exactly” what they mean, as the difference between what you think they’re saying and other commenters think is clearly different. Is la croix or bubbly allowed? If not then what about a hard seltzer? If those are allowed then why isn’t lemon water allowed? If those aren’t allowed then where is the line? Gatorade is seltzer water without the bubbles and with electrolytes. It’s clear that OP’s question was not well thought out, hence why so many people here have a problem with it.
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And yet the main answer in this thread is “tea” which is clearly just water with leaves in it. Why is that different than water with lemons in it? Just because you didn’t have a problem with the question doesn’t mean the question doesn’t have major problems. You just didn’t notice the problems.
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Garbage in, garbage out. It’s a dumb question. There’s no high road to be taken here.
A friend had to read a paper about what people called water vs. how much water made up the substance. So like pond water has less water than tea, we call one water one tea. Truly thrilling research.
do you have a link to the paper? I want to read it
This was a very long time ago; I do not.
r/technicallythetruth
Cold coffee
Some herbal tea. Mint would probably be best. It’s what I drink most of the time anyway.
Does this drink based magic, by chance, make refined sugars less problematic? I really want to say wild cherry pepsi but I drink a lot over the course of a day and I don’t think my body will cope well with that much fructose.
If I want to live to see the age of 50 I think I’ll go with cranberry pomegranate tea.
