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minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 months agoPhones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps had after eating a big greasy and/or spicy meal.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 months agoI will be once I get off the toilet.
minus-squareKhrux@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoTwo hours on it and still going strong.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoCan confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoGlycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoGulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things. It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoAnd eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoI’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agomy brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes
Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps had after eating a big greasy and/or spicy meal.
Hey man are you OK?
I will be once I get off the toilet.
Two hours on it and still going strong.
Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.
It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.
And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.
my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes