Can’t imagine why the even more nerdy and opinionated version of Reddit would feel attacked by this
R/mallninjashit would just point and laugh.
I’m judgemental towards you, also please buy my stuff!
Whoa whoa! A fat, sarcastic star trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies!
You’ve inspired me to rewatch some of the golden era simpsons
If I’m buying a sword, even if that sword is going to spend 99% of its time on a wall or in a display case, I still want to know that it feels good to hold, otherwise what’s the fucking point of owning a sword.
If I see a sick in the street, I’m going to do the exact same thing, I ain’t no expert, I just like to experience a little joy in my life where I can.
If i can’t cleanly slice through a titan with it then it’s not a proper replica, imo.
I totally agree with you about the swords. Not so much about the sick in the street though…
Looks like their post could use a ‘t’ injection
I agree with the stick in the street comment, what kid didn’t like to wave around a good stick every now and then? Gotta make sure it feels right.
If they said stick I would agree with you. Read their comment again ;)
Oh lol
When I go shopping for a replica van Gogh I always hang it on a wall first to see if it arts well
I hate when my art arts poorly. Makes me feel inferior.
…they sell latex/foam swords and have never heard of LARPing? 🤦
The hell are you talking about “latex and foam?” It’s not date night with your mom.
Fuck you Shorsey!
Fuck you, odelik, your mum ugly cried ‘cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night. It’s fuckin’ amateur hour over there
It isn’t? Guess I better go get changed then.
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I also studied Blade. - You mean the blade? - no no. Blade. The whole trilogy. Like a million times. I can recite it by heart.
I used to have a family. Wife, two daughters. Then one night I started watching the Blade trilogy.
Way to communicate contempt for your customers. If you’re in the business of selling decorative replicas of cartoon swords, you need to be in on the kayfabe. Nobody is expecting to take one of these to a real swordfight. What they are expecting, however, is to have a cool prop to show their friends, and it’s not unreasonable to expect the cool prop to feel like it’s not trying to fly across the yard if you swing it around.
If you don’t want people to touch the merchandise, the second sign is all you need.
Right? If you don’t want people handling your cool replica swords then maybe stop selling cool replica swords.
Or just put them under glass.
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Does that mean you only do butt stuff?
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Maybe check out what a technical virgin is before you call yourself a technical incel…
Pretty liberal use of the word “cool” there
Each to their own, of course, but the people who are picking them up to “expertly inspect the heft and balance” certainly think they’re cool.
But nobody thinks those people are cool.
Speak for yourself.
Not really, swords are cool, they’re generally fake for safety reasons, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be cool.
it’s not unreasonable to expect the cool prop to feel like it’s not trying to fly across the yard if you swing it around.
You might think that, but most of these are called wall hangers for a reason.
Many of them have rat-tail tangs or are made with stainless steel. They might feel balanced, but are liable to snap if you swing them around.
And if someone wanted to check if it is a cheap wall hanger or a replica that could be swung, they might want to do more than just look at it on the wall.
Yes.
In particular, you ask questions like “what type of steel is this made out of” and “what kind of tang does it have”.
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Right, exactly what all store owners want. For potential customers to go somewhere else instead.
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In what way is testing the merchandise you might want to buy being a spoiled, entitled cunt?
If you don’t want people to touch the merchandise, the second sign is all you need.
True, though it would probably help if a significant amount of it wasn’t obscured behind said merchandise…
I’ve worked in retail. Nobody is reading that sign anyhow.
Not true. I for one can’t see a sign without wanting to read it out of pure curiosity of what it might say and I’m sure others feel the same lol.
Whether people reading it are all OBEYING the instructions is another matter, though 😁
But that means you aren’t the person this is for. The ones who should read that won’t. Paradoxical
Well it’s sorta like an umbrella I guess: better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it. Especially if it rains on the sign or something.
Agreed with your other points but some mall ninjas genuinely believe these could be used haha most people that don’t know any better wouldn’t know why they couldn’t
Shopping at nerd stores and being treated poorly by other nerds goes hand in hand
Is there an equivalent to r/mallninja on Lemmy yet?
It’s posted here. You saw the content without needing to make another clone of a super-specific Reddit sub.
You do know that multiple kinds of content can exist in the same community right? This isn’t a sorting/content organization competition.
Sure, but sometimes you want to see specific content, not see a bunch of content and sometimes see that thing you wanted to see an hour ago. By your logic, we could just get rid of communities and have nothing but an ‘all’ area.
No my logic is that the subreddit arose because of an overwhelming amount of that specific type of content going into various subs.
There isn’t an overwhelming amount of this kind - or really any hyper-specific content on lemmy. More communities just makes shit harder to find and discourages engagement because most people aren’t going to contribute to a community that is entirely seeded by bots or that hasn’t had an actual post in a month.
Do you have enough content to keep that community active for months? Or are you just gonna repost shit from Reddit with a bot and have a ton of threads with 0 comments? And do you really think either of those are useful for the larger lemmy community?
Holy fuck dude get your head out of your ass.
Lol you are pathetic, you dont need to have a perfectly active community or constant content. Get your head out of your ass for fucks sake.
You like communities with zero interaction and a bot posting 98% of the content?
What the hell are you on here for? Set up an RSS feed and call it a day.
Exactly! I have so many filters in place, some times it’s nice to have a targeted community to feed the exact trash I want to ingest without a glut of meta-memes or low effort Musk spam (as examples).
That’s literally how I browse Lemmy. And how I always browsed reddit when I was there.
It’s so much more interesting when you don’t know what you’re about to get.
Why are you making fun of people giving you money lol
I don’t think they are buying
Because the Chuds who sell this don’t actually give a shit. They aren’t nerds or fans, they largely are “entrepreneur” types who are grifting off fans with their borderline dropshipping bullshit.
Miss the days of genuine handcrafted pieces from people who care. Now it’s some fuckin maga head cryptobro trying to make a buck while telling me how trumps going to kick the Jews out of the Federal reserve when all I wanted was my god damn corrupted ashbringer.
Who knows maybe I will be swinging it around my house when I’m alone before the other half gets home. Thats the part where it needs to not have a weird weight distribution or the blade come loose from the hilt.
Sign is trash - owner wants to get rid of the “silly cartoon swords” but they make too much money.
Many of these swordlike objects aren’t made to be swung, and are liable to break if you try it.
Then separate them into “replica sword” and “basically just a painting to hang in your living room” sections and lock the part that’s useless in a display case.
The only problem is that the functional replica anime sword section is probably going to be entirely empty. They’re basically all decorative wall hangers.
They’ll differ in build quality, though. Some might break if you swing them hard, others might break if you hit something with them.
If I can’t pretend to check the heft and balance of a cartoon sword replica what the fuck are we even doing here?
Right? Pretending they’re real is what the damn things are for
Oh man this triggered some people in the comments didn’t it?
Yup. So far everything is ok. Lemmy is very international. And we are experiencing some culture clash – which is a good thing. And some of us are experiencing for the first time… “the odd-humor comic book store owner\guy”, and the Letter Kenny actors, and swordsmith\swordmaking. I love this weird and wonderful place.
They forgot the /s, their customers won’t get the joke.
If you break it, you bought it. If you hurt yourself, congratulations!
A replica decorative sword can still beat the crap outta you. Assuming it’s balanced.
LMAO
Where’s that clip of a Chinese mall Ninja sword bending when trying to cut a bottle of water?
Is your skin made of plastic?
The metal might bend, but your bones will also shatter.
There’s a reason people call these wall-hangers “sword-like objects”.
I check the heft and balance of sticks I throw for my dog, not because I’m an expert stickmaster, but because it’s nice to know the weight and feel of something before I start swinging it around and throwing it.
May I invite you to [email protected]
Oooh, thanks for linking!
You’re an expert stickmaster in the eyes of your dog and that’s all that counts.
I am! She’s always amazed that when she leaps for the stick in my hand I somehow manage to move it out of the way and she sails right by.
You must be some kind of magician!
Just an expert stickman… wait, is that right?
