That’s crazy I don’t think they would
You can bet your ass they would.
Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.
Directal TV
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
When the benefits outweigh the costs they’ll do.
“Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors”
They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.
“It’s morse code!”
Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?
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Fart jingles.
*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^
New timeline plot for the bidet…
the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!
There’s not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That’s the only problem, though, if you’re advertising the right product.
Eventually but it is already ass
That would be shit!
