Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft? Lol
I haven’t played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
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Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
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My wife gets mad at me for stabbing the bard.
You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.
You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.
You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.
A farmer coughs in your face, and then you slowly get sick and eventually die.
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
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Is everything a fucking dog?
Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.
Also there’s lore or something? I’m not sure since all the puns distracted me.
