Do the alphabet with your tongue
Backwards, in cursive
Like a bulldog eating custard.
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
Buy it dinner first
Will ramen do?
Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
Not the orangussy 🫦
boy this is clearly a lemonussy
My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait… Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?
It’s a sourpuss
Orangina
Buy it dinner first
Front to back
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
I should call her…
In the shower
Citrussy
Aggressively.
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.