• dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      trade-offer You receive: food, housing, affection, impunity around the house

      We receive: right to play with you and cuddle when you’re up for it

      Idk what “Family Eunuch” means, and there’s some fine print that I can’t quite make out, but this job posting is too good to pass up

    • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      food. cos it’s being fed by its owners and then it goes visiting the neighbors who also feed it. that’s two incomes. though i dunno how passive it is, since the cat still has to meow for it and then actually do the work of chewing and swallowing it.

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      7 months ago

      cat currency is measured in hours sleeping in comfort, so I guess they have that from two sources, secure enough to bank on it