Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
A book on ethics
Man, I hate shopping for myself…
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
Steak and a blowjob
A bobblehead, probably