• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Few can boast a 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee like the Heartland chef’s, might as well show off a bit.

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      4 months ago

      No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
      No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.