4th sign fell down. It probably said
ROOM
TODAY
Carpet for your only whole $99 room only
I think they a word
The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.
thank you.
I was going mad
Isn’t this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a “W”. Not confusing in the slightest, really.
Isn’t that just a merkin?
Nah, a Merkin is for the front.
This is a behymen
W-hole.
Carpet my hole?
Though you’d never ask.
Carpet for your only whole $99.
Missing the word “room” or “house”
Nope it has an extra ‘w’
No, that can’t be it.
Carpet your hole!
$99 for your only carpet
wholechecks holes
No safety smoking first
Carpet your for only $0.99 whole
Merkin.
Haven’t priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?
My fellow merkins?