To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them
Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.
We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it’s first think is every time it alives.
We’ve all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge
We use it for cats and porn
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Also porn
Capitalism is cancer :(
Hell yeah
Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we’ll all be.
I mean we basically can. I press some buttons and whatever meal I want shows up at my house.
It’s not quite Star Trek replicators, but as far as millions of years of humans would be concerned, it might as well be.
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I live in America. Don’t need to imagine.
dont forget the ads
Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.
You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!
Rocks are smarter than us
And don’t even get me started on sand
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating.
We really just taught em to count. Actually, really they’re just flashing
They started by punching the tree.
How do you get wood?
Informative murder porn?
Underrated Ultimata Online reference.
Or Minecraft
Lots of digging.
Math. So much math
So much
math
Very slowly, and then very quickly.
We?
Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!
Okay so who’s the one person responsible for going from scratch to wifi?
…primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he’s going…
That guy, Hugh Mann.
You see, when a boy rock and a girl rock love eachother very much…
Multiple people, not only 1
