According to Christian leaders, many evangelicals have begun to reject Jesus’s teachings because they sound too similar to liberal talking points. The Onion asked Christians why the Son of God comes off as “weak” and leftist, and this is what they said.
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Except they already did this for real: https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak
The onion was actually a bit behind on this one.