Anyone that unironically says, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” is waving their red flag at you.
And someone that has it permanently tattooed across the better part of the side of their body?
I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.
“Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra
And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.
While travelling in another state preferably.
Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.
Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.
I like that people come with saftey warnings now.
“Toxic - Don’t touch, keep under lock and away from children.”
Yeah, she thinks this reads as a build up to the last line. I mean I guess it kind of does, but not how she thinks. Each sentence communicates more instability than the last
“I am know to cause cancer in the state of California”
Aposematic signaling!
we should make it a cool edgy new trend to tattoo your skin in bright warning colors.
“Yellow-Striped Reticulated Poison Dart Human”
Aposematism is to warn off predators so…
Tattoo artist friend of mine calls these “ribliographies”. I rather enjoy that term.
Thank God someone stepped in and started putting warning labels on these things.
I bet her best isn’t even that good
Ah yes, the white trash pledge.
If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, you don’t deserve me when I have 60€.
Just a reminder, graffiti is not just for walls and train cars. Human bodies and your whole decor aesthetic are also options. Just in case you forget to “live, laugh, love”.
Shout-out to Marilyn Monroe
Their best is a burnt bagel with not enough cream cheese, on which they can take no criticism. Their worst is them stabbing you with a broken bottle because you caught them cheating on you with your dad.
Everything else aside, I just got a large rib tattoo and I almost had to tap out after 2.5hrs, this is impressively large unless their artist is a speed demon.
How do you show someone a tattoo on your bones?
I am selfish, impatient and slightly flabby, as you can see. If you don’t like art drawn on a canvas that’s like an uncooked doughnut, you don’t deserve me after a three month meth bender when this text has shrunk to the size of a classified advert.
Haha yes, I too hate women, crazy women, grrr, the fact someone wanted this as a tattoo impacts me personally, damn women
you know what gang? I think it’d be great if you took this energy and never spoke to a woman again
Good for you, but where does it say they’re talking about women?
Maybe chill a little on the, everything is sexism train. This can be applied to men just as easily.
It’s about the tattoo isn’t it?
Your comment is way more sexist than you make the post out to be
not to mention the ridiculous shit I’ve seen men tattoo on their bodies.
Yea thats the point? Everyone has ridiculous tattoos. Would it be acceptable to post a pic of a guy with a shitty tattoo? I’m genuinely confused here at the people who think this is sexism I mean its being rude over a tattoo but a shitty tattoo is a shitty tattoo no matter who wears it
That’s a dude, numbnuts
