This is what happens if you inject just one magic mushroom

OP’s mother was replaced

it’s just all stupid boring fentanyl candy every year, smh

Maybe if they make a watch with a camera cover and a laser that draws a little box around what it can see and it all runs locally, then I might be interested.

Mainly to identify plants and mushrooms.

Not a fan of the idea of everyone pointing AI powered cameras at me all the time, like with this weird pin or smart glasses.

Such products should have a legally mandated camera cover, microphone shutoff and a REALLY OBVIOUS tell to everyone around you if you are using the camera or mic.

Bonus points if it screams a really loud “PERVERT” alarm if you’re doing something creepy.

If only that was true for smartphones too…

I regretfully know that woman

Did Viktor Schauberger post this?

reminds me of this bit:

“not only will america go to your country and kill all your people but they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.”

is it insensitive to the undead if I tell a joke calling him a boner?

Congratulations 🤠🥾er

Rockefeller collar

Rockefeller collar

stupid microbiome making me sad

is anyone ever even really on their way to anything?

holy shit, a baby that eats atheists? that baby is based af fr

The Xenomorph be like:

Jaw Drops Awoooooooooooga

The second little Xenomorph mouth be like:

ᴶᵃʷ ᴰʳᵒᵖˢ ᴬʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵍᵃ

back in my day we would go out and spread STDs on the weekend. these youngsters today got no spunk

we should make it a cool edgy new trend to tattoo your skin in bright warning colors.

“Yellow-Striped Reticulated Poison Dart Human”

Off-topic: That website is so nice. I’ve never seen any mobile site load that fast and look as nice

Probably because 3rd party app stores can’t install apps like the play store can. you need a rooted phone or flash them as a system app to get the same functionality as Play Store. which isn’t something your average Joe will do.

On a normal unmodified phone you have to manually confirm each app you want to install. so no auto-updates in the background etc.

very true, i didn’t think of that

I mean, if you take the word literally, as in cuckoo, he is technically right. Even more so than the actual meaning of cuck. Since cuckoos don’t bang other birds’ partners, but make them raise children that aren’t theirs.