Mine is ‘pearly penile papules’ as it sounds like a fancy magic spell.
Fistula.
Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.
Well, not with that attitude!
Toxic megacolon. Sounds like a metal band.
Oooh, good call! It totally does. I bet a Toxic Megacolon show would have a wild and kickass mosh pit.
Synesthesia. That or prosopagnosia.
Ah, I’ve never encountered anyone else using the latter.
Did you know that Brad Pitt claims it?
edit: So do I, in case anyone thinks I’m being disparaging.
Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Or as the doctors like to call it, a Lappy-Appy.
Methylphenidadhydrochlorid :)
Hypochondria
I’ve always thought “hemoglobin,” “ankylosing spondylitis,” “rectocele,” and “postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome” were fun to say. There’s definitely more medical words I like, but I’ve got mad brain fog, so I’m not able to come up with much at the moment. Which is a major bummer!
suppuration
Hypopotomonstrososqepideliophobia. The phobia of long words
I’ve always liked thrombophlebitis. Not happy when a patient develops this, however
Blindsight and Echopraxia.
Amenorrhea and hyponatremia. I do also like orchidectomy, but I am less comfortable repeating it over and over than the others - it feels like it’ll be taken as a threat
Sacroiliac and coccyx.
Free. As in free healthcare.
“Endocannabinoid system”. It makes us sound like we just evolved a system specifically for processing THC.