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Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a jedi
Let the cat flow through you
In order to cat you must cat
Who puts a blanket on their legs but not their feet? Also, wearing slippers on the couch? If your feet are cold, put them under your blanket and get those dirty soles off the furniture!
Kids these days …
Maybe they’re house slippers? Idk I’d still feel weird about it
My house slippers go everywhere inside the house my hands can go
Well that’s just unhygienic on two counts
Kinky.
Maybe?! There’s a scenario where people put their feet on the couch wearing outdoor shoes?! 😱
Who puts a blanket on their legs but not their feet?
I do. My feet get hot quite fast. I also sleep with my feet uncovered.
OK, let’s trade then. Mine are often cold despite the blanket/bed sheet.
Also, wearing slippers on the couch?
Better safe than sorry. Welcome to JD Vance’s America.
I didn’t think that women got access to any footwear in JD’s America. Gotta have em barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, right?
That’s kinda like our chicken.
She’ll be doing her thing, then hop up on you long enough to squawk and wipe her beak on you until you stop what you’re doing and talk to her, then jump down and go back to her chickening.
Well, until she’s ready for a nap, in which case she assumes you have turned into a nest and will treat you as such
Aww! 🐔 💕
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