• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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    27 days ago

    Anyone here who wants pro dating moves for 2024:

    Have the ability to change your sheets right in front of your date, at least twice.

    Own towels, not just one towel but sets of towels. Like an adult.

    Have soap & toilet paper & hand towels in your bathroom(s)

    Basically having a stocked linen closet will go a long way.

    Also try being rich and fucking hot.

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        27 days ago

        less necessary in my experience tbh, I’d substitute that for a date to the grocery store to buy things to cook them dinner.

        I’d also like to throw out here this isn’t just targeted at men for women, if you want to be seen as an attractive partner show that you’re competent and capable.

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        27 days ago

        I’ve been married for years now, have multiple kids, my wife still makes fun of the fact that when she moved in with me, I had a pack of sausages, and a 6 pack of beer in the fridge…

        My issue with buying food, is that when I go to the store my ADHD kicks me in the face, and I don’t know what I need. I’d make a shopping list, but my ADHD don’t allow me to do that. I have to submit papers for the chance to get evaluated if I need adhd medication, but my ADHD stops me from doing that today, because the deadline doesn’t exist

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          27 days ago

          A trick i use is having google home devices. When i notice im out of something i just tell google to add it to a shopping list. The real trick is remembering to check everything off when im shopping lol